Channooo

girl: i'm having vagina surgery

boyfriend: i know

girl: i love you

boyfriend: i love you too

after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there

girl: where is my boyfriend

dad: who do you think gave you the vagina

girl: what

44426 notes
2 hours ago
nbaoffseason: A standing ovation for this man.

nbaoffseason:

A standing ovation for this man.

952 notes
3 days ago
You’re a slut from the start. I wished I knew before.

(Source: norcalxsole)

1 notes
6 days ago

Downloaded pair … But no
One to pair with …

1 week ago

(Source: girlswithstyle, via m1ko)

63685 notes
1 week ago

When i go to sleep sad. Im hoping to wake up and say it was all a dream

1 notes
1 week ago

(Source: brink182, via christineishungry)

4855 notes
1 week ago

wait for the excuses from lakers fans

5 notes
1 week ago

bendiggity:

payphone has 19mil views and it’s not even a good song wtf

payphone is the gayest fucken song in the fucken world. and wiz is a fucken faggot for that song

7 notes
1 week ago

charlene-lopez:

Me right now

(via ayeeeitzaaron)

161 notes
1 week ago